“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor
“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor

“You Ain’t Getting Shit” Unisex Sweatshirt | Bold and Petty Christmas Humor

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For the friend who always says “I got you next year”… this sweatshirt is the truth wrapped in holiday cheer. The bold “You Ain’t Getting Shit” message delivers peak petty energy—perfect for anyone who didn’t plan on buying gifts and isn’t even pretending to feel bad about it. 😂✨

Cozy, sarcastic, and unapologetically honest, this sweatshirt is guaranteed to get laughs at Christmas parties, family chaos gatherings, or TikTok skits about broke December vibes.

Highlights:

-Savage, humorous holiday message

-Perfect for the “I wasn’t buying gifts anyway” crowd

-Soft, warm, premium-quality sweatshirt

- Ideal for Christmas parties, gag gifts & petty friends

- Trending sarcastic humor style for TikTok Shop

Because the spirit of Christmas is giving… but not this year. 🤷🏾‍♀️This crewneck sweatshirt brings playful attitude and streetwise style into everyday wear. The bold, retro-inspired graphic—featuring a confident, pointing figure in a Santa hat against a checkerboard backdrop—gives the piece a cheeky, rebellious energy that stands out without shouting. Built on a medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend, the sweatshirt feels substantial and cozy while the classic crew neckline and clean-cut fit keep the silhouette wearable and relaxed. Durable double-needle stitching and a soft tear-away label make it comfortable for long days and repeated washes. Let it be the go-to layer for chilly nights, casual hangs, and any time you want your sense of humor to do the talking.

Product features

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- 50/50 cotton‑poly medium‑heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability

- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs

- Embroidery and DTF/DTG print options; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints

- OEKO‑TEX dyes, US cotton sourcing, and safety compliance (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

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