“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor
“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor

“You Aint Getting Shit” Sweatshirt | Bold Petty Christmas Humor

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For the friend who always says “I got you next year”… this sweatshirt is the truth wrapped in holiday cheer. The bold “You Ain’t Getting Shit” message delivers peak petty energy—perfect for anyone who didn’t plan on buying gifts and isn’t even pretending to feel bad about it. 😂✨

Cozy, sarcastic, and unapologetically honest, this sweatshirt is guaranteed to get laughs at Christmas parties, family chaos gatherings, or TikTok skits about broke December vibes.

Highlights:

- Savage, humorous holiday message

-Perfect for the “I wasn’t buying gifts anyway” crowd

-Soft, warm, premium-quality sweatshirt

- Ideal for Christmas parties, gag gifts & petty friends

- Trending sarcastic humor style for TikTok Shop

Because the spirit of Christmas is giving… but not this year. 🤷🏾‍♀️🎅💸A bold, streetwise sweatshirt that mixes cheeky attitude with vintage racing vibes. The front artwork centers on a cool, shades-wearing Santa figure framed by checkerboard flags and flames, with the blunt slogan arched above and below. Medium-heavy cotton-blend fabric, ribbed collar and cuffs, and double-needle stitching give it sturdy, worn-in comfort — the kind of crew you reach for on late-night drives, chilly concerts, and when you want to make a statement without saying much. The relaxed, classic fit layers easily over tees and hoodies and wears well with jeans or joggers. Embroidery and DTF inner-label options keep production details sharp and long-lasting. Made with OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown cotton for a piece that feels good to wear and looks unapologetic.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable, comfortable warmth

- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband; double-needle stitching for strength

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste

- Embroidery and DTF inner-label options; DTG prints for the main artwork

- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and environmental standards

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

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